Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this.

This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!

This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??

Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.

Definitely some important information here!

this is supa awesome.  i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary.  when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

the coolest thing ever is when you drink a lot of water during the day and then your pee comes out clear and you feel so proud of yourself you’re like hell yeah this kidneys be hella clean son

*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

Two kinds of people.

Nothing in art is an accident.

$\varphi$, everybody

this movie was gold and nobody can convince me otherwise

minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

im not content with this content

i object to that object

Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this

Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind

i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?

I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

growing up is hard work

I needed this.

If anyone has more pieces like this that reference Albert Hofmann’s bicycle ride I’d be super interested in seeing them.

This is also for anyone who hasn’t understood what my icon references.

"My mother instilled in me that you don’t apologise for being a woman. There’s no apology in my femininity."